girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
did i allow u to have fun without me
you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand
I lost it at Tomado.
we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with